As if Disney didn’t already rule the entertainment universe, 2025 is poised to be the year they assert global dominance (again). Whether you’re a die-hard Marvel fan, an Avatar devotee, or someone who just can’t get enough of Disney World churros, there’s something for everyone. Let’s dive into what’s cooking in the Disney cauldron and why you might need to clear your calendar for all of 2025.
Major Movie Releases: Marvel, Pixar, and … Blue People?
Disney’s 2025 lineup of films isn’t just packed—it’s about as subtle as a Marvel post-credit scene (you know, the ones that make you question why you left the theater for popcorn).
- Captain America: Brave New World (February 2025) – Ah yes, Captain America returns, but with a new shield-bearer. Sam Wilson takes the lead in a film that’s got all the MCU fans buzzing.
- Thunderbolts (May 2025) – Marvel’s Suicide Squad of misfits and antiheroes. Think Yelena Belova, Bucky Barnes, and John Walker reluctantly saving the world (while making sarcastic comments, no doubt).
- Elio (June 2025) – Pixar offers up another heartwarming (and likely tear-inducing) film about an 11-year-old who accidentally becomes Earth’s ambassador to an alien civilization. You know, just typical Pixar stuff.
- The Fantastic Four: First Steps (July 2025) – After years of waiting, Marvel fans are finally getting the MCU’s take on the First Family. Featuring a retro-futuristic vibe, this reboot has so much riding on it—no pressure.
- Tron: Ares (October 2025) – The Tron saga continues. Expect neon lights, grid-based drama, and Jared Leto doing something mysterious, of course.
- Avatar 3: Fire and Ash (December 2025) – Yes, James Cameron’s epic tale of blue aliens who ride dragons (or whatever those things are) returns for its third chapter. Cameron has promised “new biomes and creatures,” because Pandora is apparently Earth’s answer to IKEA—always more stuff.
Disney+ and TV Series Collaborations: Because Streaming Is Life
If the movies weren’t enough, Disney+ will be serving up an impressive array of binge-worthy series in 2025. So, you might as well cancel your social plans now.
- Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Season 2 – The demigod’s adventures continue with The Sea of Monsters. Expect mythical creatures, teenage angst, and probably some really awkward family dinners.
- Andor: Season 2 – Star Wars returns with more morally ambiguous rebel drama. Diego Luna continues to lead this gritty prequel that makes the galaxy feel far less “far, far away” and far more like modern-day chaos.
- Dream Productions – A spinoff from Inside Out, this series will focus on the Dream Studio within Riley’s mind. Because who wouldn’t want to take a closer look at the absurdity of the subconscious?
Disney Theme Park Expansions: More Attractions, More Ways to Empty Your Wallet
If you thought Disney’s theme parks couldn’t get any bigger, 2025 will prove you wrong. Several new attractions and lands are set to open, so start saving now for those $10 sodas.
- Pirates of the Caribbean Lounge (Magic Kingdom) – Disney’s bringing swashbuckling to your sipping experience with a pirate-themed lounge. Because who hasn’t dreamed of sipping grog with Jack Sparrow?.
- Zootopia: “Better Zoogether” (Animal Kingdom) – A Zootopia-themed show will replace It’s Tough to Be a Bug. Say goodbye to creepy crawlies and hello to Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde on stage.
- Tropical Americas Land (Animal Kingdom) – Featuring an Indiana Jones-inspired ride and an Encanto attraction, this new land promises to take you deep into fictional jungles and magical casitas. It’s like the ultimate vacation without the mosquitoes.
- Cars Land (Magic Kingdom) – Radiator Springs meets the wilderness in this expansion, featuring two new attractions, including a family-friendly ride and a “thrilling rally race.” It’s perfect for those who think Fast & Furious could use more anthropomorphic vehicles.
Other Exciting Projects: Because Why Not?
Disney’s got even more in store, in case you’re not already overwhelmed by the sheer amount of content coming your way.
- Freakier Friday – The sequel to Freaky Friday (yes, with Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan) is coming in 2025. Expect more body-swapping chaos, and perhaps some reflection on why anyone would ever want to relive high school.
- Live-action Lilo & Stitch – You knew this was coming. Disney can’t resist turning its animated classics into live-action films, and Stitch is next. Prepare to be charmed (and possibly horrified).
- David Blaine: Do Not Attempt – An interactive magic show on Disney+ starring David Blaine, where you’ll likely see some mind-boggling tricks that make you question reality. Or at least question your Netflix subscription.
Conclusion: Disney’s 2025 World Domination Plan
There you have it, folks—Disney’s plan to own your entire year. Whether it’s through Marvel’s super teams, Pixar’s emotional rollercoasters, or literal rollercoasters at Disney World, 2025 is shaping up to be a year where Disney reigns supreme. With movies, series, and theme park expansions on the way, there’s only one thing left to do: brace yourself and maybe start a Disney+ subscription (or two).
In other words, resistance is futile. Might as well enjoy the churros while you can.